Latest Tweets:

foodchewer:

where can i find some self esteem on sale

(via sarcasmismyonlyoffense)

killerville:

i don’t care about what trends men hate. tell me what trends women love. how do i wear my eyeliner so a girl will want to kiss me. what color lipstick makes her think about moving to a cute house on the beach with me and getting 5 dogs. do ladies like peplum dresses and platform heels or not. come on.

(via flrstavenger)

notquitephil:

invertedgender:

calling a man a “pig” is literally dehumanising how do some people not think there’s anything wrong with that how

Because chicks, fillies, birds and bitches never get dehumanised. Those vixens always get away with this kind of shit. Especially the heifers, they’re the worst. What cows.

(Source: toxicnebulae, via dreamingofdoctorwho)

faithtrustandblogdisney:

this is my favorite thing ever omg.

(Source: lookatthiscoolthing, via flautistsarecool)

scootyshabooty:

I just sit here sometimes like

wow

sexism is still a thing

the fact that sexism was ever a thing

it just

it’s beyond me

a woman pushes you out of her fucking BODY

and you grow up to be like ‘ahahaha women r stupid and weak’

i don’t get how that happens

(Source: salticinae, via super-who-lock-ed-theimpala)

shinyshipserenity:

thranduilthegreat:

I’ve been laughing at this for five minutes what are your faces 

["I NEED A HERO" PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND]

shinyshipserenity:

thranduilthegreat:

I’ve been laughing at this for five minutes what are your faces 

["I NEED A HERO" PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND]

(via jackellly)

badwolfftw:

joanne-fallen-angel-of-bacon:

crowley-for-king:

jayndmitri:

Brother: So Misha Collins is a carpenter?

Me: Yeah.

Brother: And he’s all about like peace and shit.

Me:….well yeah.

Brother: beloved by millions?

Me: Yeah.

Brother: So he’s Jesus?

Me:

Brother:

Me:

Brother:

Me: Son of a bitch.

image

HOLY SHIT 

Well… PRAISE THE LORD

(Source: shortbreadholmes, via sarcasmismyonlyoffense)

"

So when people leave, I’ve learned the secret: let them. Because, most of the time, they have to.

Let them walk away and go places. Let them have adventures in the wild without you. Let them travel the world and explore life beyond a horizon that you exist in. And know, deep down, that heroes aren’t qualified by their capacity to stay but by their decision to return.

"

The Staying Philosophy (Everyday Isa)

(Source: everydayisa.wordpress.com, via wordsthat-speak)

big-slick-dicks-and-neato-tricks:

assdownloader:

this is the face of a broken man

kens-nicole

(Source: acciodog)

sweetsreid:

little-miss-mango:

ultrafacts:

Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

Omg what if you forgot to return one?

banging the books on the desk or taking them with me into the bathtub is not an option huh

sweetsreid:

little-miss-mango:

ultrafacts:

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Omg what if you forgot to return one?

banging the books on the desk or taking them with me into the bathtub is not an option huh

(via smaugenshield)

j6q:

I have been waiting for the day this showed up on Tumblr.

(Source: epistemologicalfallacy, via mkhunterz)

bi-characters:

This was just too cool to not reblog.
Also, if you haven’t already, check out the character profile for Li Shang. He’s totally bi/pan, you know.

bi-characters:

This was just too cool to not reblog.

Also, if you haven’t already, check out the character profile for Li Shang. He’s totally bi/pan, you know.

(Source: ice-solation, via isaisanisa)

theterry:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND



I couldn’t help it. Phrases make the best song titles.
(Also 100% shipping Tulip with Cactus. I don’t even know why, I must.)

theterry:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

Their Song List

I couldn’t help it. Phrases make the best song titles.

(Also 100% shipping Tulip with Cactus. I don’t even know why, I must.)

(via herebehunters)

vanconcastiel:

jcredpadalecki:

I can’t get over how amazing this looks
Oh, and the boys look pretty good too

Perf

vanconcastiel:

jcredpadalecki:

I can’t get over how amazing this looks

Oh, and the boys look pretty good too

Perf

(via astudyincastiel)

whats-my-name-i-forgot:

saemiligr:

catbunting:

Note to self

This movie means more to me than words can say

one of the best speeches in movie history   

(Source: jacknicholson, via horned-helms-and-ear-hats)