To wish impossible things.
Old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway. Newly graduated. Been on the other side of the world&back. Addicted to music. I am the author of so many unwritten tales and lazy as fuck. Would kill to be any talented whatsoever. I've been diagnosed with neurological issues, which may explain my lack of common sense. Or not.
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| famous | |
| taken | |
| twice my age | |
| not real | |
| dead | |
| gay | |
| power crazy Asgard God |
so this morning, my aunt tried to convince me that all British men are unattractive.
right.
well.
yes, I definitely see your point.
completely unattractive, the lot of them.
nope. not gorgeous at all.
okay.
can I just point out that the next gif on my dash was these perfect people chuckling as if they were saying ‘bitch, please’ to that post
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If religions could coexist like the fandoms do on tumblr, the world would know peace.
Imagine the crossovers though
“In my AU, Jesus didn’t die, but he went and fought crime with Odin”
I’d read it.
Moses/Buddha OTP
I SHIP IT
oh my god, there would be smutty bible fic, wouldn’t there?
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favourite films:
Moulin Rouge (2001)A magnificent, opulent, tremendous, stupendous, gargantuan, bedazzlement, a sensual ravishment. It will be: Spectacular! Spectacular!
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| me: | wow could my thighs get any bigger |
|---|---|
| *sits down* | |
| me: | apparently yes |



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